My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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