No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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