ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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