I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
