Me. At least after what I've been through.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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