"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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