So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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