do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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