last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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