i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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