What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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