I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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