I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think my mom watched the whole time
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
