i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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