so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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