i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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