u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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