I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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