I think i peed on brittanys purse
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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