Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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