She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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