She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Randomize
