She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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