Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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