: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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