We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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