actually, I'm a sock model
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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