so explain again why im purple
no
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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