I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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