I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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