So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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