her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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