the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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