We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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