she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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