that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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