Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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