She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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