i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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