just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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