I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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