I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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