If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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