singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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