Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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