Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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