So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You ruined the universe
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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