think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
