i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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