it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm passing your future prison.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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