I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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